SUPER MEGA ULTRA AWSOME GUNDAM RANGERS vs. MECHA TURDUCKEN ep.1

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Episode: One, The beginning of the end.

We begin our story in a small costal town in Vermont, everyone is out and about at work or school when suddenly, OH NO, SUPER MEGA ULTRA AWSOME GUNDAM RANGERS, HURRY, THE CITY (town) NEEDS YOUR HELP, THERE'S A GIANT RAMPAGEING MONSTER WREAKING HAVOC AGAIN!!! (which makes no sense at all because this is a small insignificant town in a state that people often forget exist), SAVE US!!!
So the Super Mega Ultra Awesome Gundam Rangers put on there power suits, (by the way, why are the power suits made of spandex that's so tight that you can tell that the blue ranger is Jewish just by looking at him) jump into their Super Mega Ultra Awesome Gundam Ranger Megazords and dash into town to fight the giant evil robot (at which time sky scrapers magically appear all over town for the sole purpose of looking cool being knocked down during the battle).
The Super Mega Ultra Awesome Gundam Rangers arrive on the scene, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!" "It's a giant mechanical turkey." "So... do we just kill it or what?" "What do you mean?" "It's just a freaking turkey." Then suddenly *(ZAP!!!) a giant death ray comes out of the turkeys mouth (BOOM!!! then all of the rangers throw themselves backwards as if they were blown up even though the explosion was twenty feet in front of them and composed completely of colored sparks)
"OH NO!!! Jimmy!!!" "Jimmy are you all right?" "I think I’ll be okay, but i cant move, you must save the city!" "Okay Jimmy, we're on it." "And guys" "Yeah?" "Please... Beat the $#!% out of that mother @&=#~$ for me will ya?" "For you Jimmy, and your sacrifice" "MEGAZORD POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!" (Then over the next minute and a half all of the megazords connect into this huge superzord while the monster sits there and DOES NOTHING!!!)
"Ha! we'll get you this time you, you turkey you" "Super Mega Ultra Awesome Gundam Ranger gun, activate" (Then the ultrazord magically pulls a massive bazooka out of its @$$ ) "Come on everybody, super gun power activate, FIRE!!!" (Then the monster just stands there for thirty seconds while the rangers lock on, charge up and fire.
"Yeah, direct hit!" "We got it!"
Then it happened, the smoking turkey stood there when suddenly it split open and out came... A CHICKEN!!!
"Everyone look, it wasn't a turkey it was a... churky." "A churkey?" "You know, half chicken, half turkey." "Wouldn’t is be a tricken or something like th... Hey look at that."
Suddenly the chickens eyes began to glow red, then it violently blew open and out jumped... A CRAZED SABER TOOTHED DUCK!!!
Oh my God, it's not a churky or a tricken, all of my worst fears have now been realized in this hour of truth, that is, THE MECHA TURDUCKEN!!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!"

But he was to late, with a single rumbling QUACK, the entire state crumbled to dust, the era of the turducken has come, the end is near.

To be continued...